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Question to discuss:
why does my pussy get wet when i see a black guy?

Stranger: Good day! I am Shadow Thrill (Male Unicorn Pony) and I am looking for Rainbow Dash and my friends here in Equestria! Hope I don't run into Discord, Nightmare Moon or an evil enchantress.

You: Well you have lost then.

You: I am Discord

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: *Jumps into a defensive stance*

Stranger: ( [link] )

You: What a delightful being you are. Do tell me, why are you searching for Rainbow Dash?

Stranger: Because she is a great and amazing pony!

You: Do you think so? She left her friends for a cloud. She left all of Equestria for this cloud. Not so much of a great pony if you ask me

Stranger: Something came over her that time... and she certainly wouldn't do that again!

You: Do you really think so? I bet she'd leave everything again if she had the chance.

Stranger: *Gritting teeth an anger* How could you say that!? She would never!

You: Really? Do you really think that? She has let you down before. Why shouldn't she do so again?

Stranger: Because well... she's the element of loyalty!

You: Loyalty is something that has to be earned. Maybe Rainbow Dash doesn't see you all fit for her loyalty

Stranger: Wh-wha?.... No. She's my friend.

You: What has she ever done for you to proove her loyalty?

Stranger: ...

You: And why are you searching for her, the most loyal of all ponies?

Stranger: I like her...

You: You said she was your friend. Then why do you need to search for your beloved friend? Isn't her loyal highness normally at Ponyville, where she is among her other "friends"?

Stranger: Well yes...

You: So what are you doing here in my wolrd, young stallion?

Stranger: How, how did I even get here?

You: Everything can happen in the Everfree Forest

Stranger: I need to get out of here o_o *Looking for an exit*

You: Don't worry. There is an exit, but it's only reachable for those who can fly. We'll just have to wait for your precious Rainbow dash to come rescue you

Stranger: *Looking up for the exit* What!? But what is she never comes!?

You: Then she didn't like you enough to search for you, didn't she?

Stranger: N...no.. *Bowing head down in a frown*

You: You will enjoy it here. Here have a glass :passes you a glass of chocolate milk:

Stranger: *Taking the glass of chocolate milk* Why? How could I possibly enjoy it here?

You: You have me as company :chuckles:

Stranger: You're an evil spirit of chaos. *Glaring up at you*

You: And I enjoy every single second of it

Stranger: Well I sure don't!

You: Still thinking of that multiclolour filly, huh?

Stranger: Maybe...

You: There are so many other wonderful ponies out there. Ponies, who won't abandon you

Stranger: .....

You: :conjures the images of beautiful ponies. Think the wife of Fancy Pants as Pegasus:

Stranger: Well y-yeah... she does look amazing...

You: She would be loyal to you. Forever. She would never cheat on you. You will forget that Rainbow Dash in no time

Stranger: A-are you trying to mess with my mind?

You: I'm not messing with your mind. I'm just clearing your thoughts, so that you can see what really matters

Stranger: *Stares at the image* She seems lovely!

You: She is. She is everything you ever dreamt of. And more

Stranger: Ohhhh. What is her name? Where is she?

You: Her name is Storm Wind. And you will meet her, if you just look into my eyes

Stranger: *Looking up into your eyes* Sure!

You: :hypnotic eyes:

Stranger: *Eyes beginning to spiral in multiple colours, becoming hypnotized*

You: Yes..... that's right..... just keep looking

Stranger: Keep...........looking.....

You: Yeeeeeeeeees

Stranger: *Still staring, under a trance*

You: :vanishes in a purple cloud while laughing like a true villain does from time to time:

Stranger: *Left under the hypnotic state*

You: :a mare with the same hypnotised eyes approaches him; it's Rainbow Dash:

Stranger: *Suddenly shaking off the frozen state and looking at the mare*

You: My beloved!

Stranger: Oh it's you...... and I take it you've come at this time to save me?...

You: Yes.... I.... I met this guy and he told me that you need help... and while I talked with him I realized.... I love you!

Stranger: You left that way too late Dash! You never cared about me before. I've found a new pony to admire now.

You: But..... no! You can't tell me you stopped loving me in a second !

Stranger: I have, there is a new pony now... Storm Wind! She's so beautiful and will be very loyal should I get into a relationship with her.

You: Storm Wind?! You're much better than that! That dumb mare doesn't deserve you!

Stranger: How could you say that about her!? She's much more amazing than you are!

You: She is not! I always were better than her!

Stranger: No Dash! You are not! I didn't know her until now. And now that I know her, she is perfect!

You: NOPONY IS PERFECT! And you know that!

Stranger: Wrong, she is. <3

You: :screams out in frustration: Fine! B that way! If you need me, I'll be in Cloudsdale! ...... :starts crying: I love you! I can'T beleave how easily you just broke my heart!

Stranger: Whatever Rainbow Dash, you had your chance! Hmph! *Looking the other way*

You: Than this is goodbye.... I love you, Shadow Thrill :flies away sadly:

Stranger: *Still looking away, uncaring*

You: THE END OF THE STORY

DAMDAMDAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Sorry, brony, but I gotta go. You can find me at [link]

Stranger: (It was great. X] )

Stranger: (Got msn?)

You: Sadly no

Stranger: (Aww)

Stranger: (Well cheerio)

You: Cheerio!

You: Look at my page, our convo will be there too

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~Thislifesend
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I´m just a guy with a dream. I don´t write this poems to be popular or too show the world how great I am. All I want is to know that these poems can touch the heart of some people. So please, if you read one of my poems, please comment.

Current Residence: Germany
Favourite genre of music: 8-Bit
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: A Koopa shell?
Favourite cartoon character: I always love characters most people don´t even know.
Personal Quote: Just some good old maniac laughter
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"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
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~Thislifesend Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Mkay?

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~Thislifesend Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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And sometimes, you will watch the sun go down and ask yourself what could've happened.

I believe that Jesus Christ Superstar is an awsome musical. If you do that, too, copy this into your signature

My icon was made by princess-peachie.deviantart.com
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*Dragon--Dance Apr 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Thank you for the Watch :iconbowplz:

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~Thislifesend Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's a pleasure

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And sometimes, you will watch the sun go down and ask yourself what could've happened.

I believe that Jesus Christ Superstar is an awsome musical. If you do that, too, copy this into your signature

My icon was made by princess-peachie.deviantart.com
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~whipp-oorwill Feb 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
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thanks so much to *Kleedoll for my adorable icon~ C:
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~Thislifesend Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YAY FOR ASDF :D God, I love this thing :D But it's a tiny bit better in the German dub XD

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And sometimes, you will watch the sun go down and ask yourself what could've happened.

I believe that Jesus Christ Superstar is an awsome musical. If you do that, too, copy this into your signature

My icon was made by princess-peachie.deviantart.com
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~whipp-oorwill Mar 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I was wondering if you'd seen them. They're pretty sweet. =D
Really? What if you know no German at all? xD


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~Thislifesend Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I have :D The're epic

...... Rammstein?

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My icon was made by princess-peachie.deviantart.com
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